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Socks
02:19
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Did I hear you right, or was that just a ringing
After you leave the show, I think you'll still hear me singing
Because we are here right now, and it is time to rock
So when you leave for the show, please bring a backup pair of socks
It's time to knock
Some socks off
So crank up the volume all the way to eleven
Cause if you can't feel the bass, you're going wrong with something
And now there's socks flying bout, and I can see the lights flashing
And as the wind blows, I feel the citric acid
It's time to knock
Some socks off
It's time to knock
Some socks
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If you ain't crocin', you ain't rockin'
And baby, I'ma rock all night
We do not tolerate flip-floppin'
We'll croc until the sun turns bright
And if you wanna join the party
You gotta be ready to rock
Cause if you wanna cruise in a Ferrari
You gotta slip on your crocs
I hit the road on overdrive
With my croc on the gas
I eat some McDonald's fries
The manager gave me some sass
I would've taken it personally
But I saw he was wearin' sneaks
Cause if you wanna rock inside our party
You gotta slip on those crocs and screech
If you ain't crocin', you ain't rockin'
And baby, I'ma rock all night
If you ain't crocin', you ain't rockin'
And baby, I'ma rock all night
If you ain't crocin', you ain't rockin'
And baby, I'ma rock all night
If you ain't crocin', you ain't rockin'
And baby, I'ma rock all night
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3. |
Wake Up Jimmy!
02:07
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Yo
I'm coming down with a case of Jimmy fever
The only cure's to get off of your ass and dance to Weezer
You didn't know, well now you do
It's time to avoid the Jimmy flu
I'm gonna jump off of the stage, fiddle with the pedals
Fender Champion, Marshall emulation
I'm a crustacean, I'm out about the sea
But I don't know how to swim, woe is me
Wake up Jimmy
You need to wake up
Wake up Jimmy
You need to wake up
Hey Jimmy
Hey Jimmy
Hey Jimmy
Hey Jimmy
Hey
Jimmy in the house, Jimmy in the plane
Jimmy zombie eating other zombie's brains
That's cannibalism, but Jimmy doesn't care
He did it all for the nookie, so stick it up your yeah
Jimmy, Jimmy bo-bim-my, bo-na-na nanna fo-fim-my
Fee-fi-mo-mimmy Jimmy, aw
It's me-a-Mario, I wanna kill wario
He's my biggest enemy, in my pants I'm gonna pee, woo
Wake up Jimmy
You need to wake up
Wake up Jimmy, ow
You need to wake up
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4. |
Ode to Pizza Goldfish
03:41
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Cheez-Its are a very good snack
I eat them all the time
But Pizza Goldfish are an even better snack
That's why I put them in my rhyme
My rhyme, my words
My song, my heart
The snack that smiles back to me
It's always been there for me
I prefer flavor-blasted
Cause that shit's extra cheesy
I could eat five bowls in one sitting
The Goldfish aisle is my church
It's my favorite lunch, favorite dinner
Favorite breakfast, favorite dessert
Cheese, cheese, yes please, please
Give me all the cheese, the cheese, the cheese
Extra-cheesy pizza goldfish are my favorite snack of all time
I could eat that shit all day and I have no reason to or rhyme
Wrote this song at 3a.m.
It's why I was still awake
I really wanted to go downstairs and I couldn't
But the Pizza Goldfish await
Cheetos are cool, I like chips
Shoutout to Tortex Flex picks
All those snacks are really really good but they don't compare
To a big old bag of Pizza Goldfish
Pierce's piano, I'm a gay fish
The pizza scent's like no other
This whole entire song I've been meaning to clarify this
Ray William Johnson knows none of our mothers
Cheese, cheese, yes please, please
Give me all the cheese, the cheese, the cheese
Extra-cheesy pizza goldfish are my favorite snack of all time
I could eat that shit all day and I have no reason to or rhyme
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5. |
Anthony Vanella
02:48
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6. |
Tiny Little Gray Worms
03:37
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Ay, let me tell you 'bout the tiny little gray worms
If you look at a towel
It kinda looks like tiny little gray worms crawling around
But they don't make any sound
Because they're dead and that makes it easier to sit and count
The tiny little gray worms' amount
And that's all fine until they begin to surround you
And all that you do
The tiny little gray worms
Listen up, got my situation to tell
About the little gray worms that were straight from hell
They did not dwell, they could not smell
But amongst the sky they began to fly around
With their mass absorption
You know that their ability is out of proportion
Of a regular worm that lives upon the dirt
A worm that is not burning through my earth
Because you know they dry with a beautiful pride
But the humans start to die
It's so horrifying I might just cry, boo-hoo
They burn to the ground
And they snack upon your leg
When you hear the worms' sound
You'll run but you know you won't escape
Don't listen to what I sayeth
Ignore what I have now stated
Or else the worms will come for you
Am I even being true
If you look at a towel
It kinda looks like tiny little gray worms crawling around
But they don't make any sound
Because they're dead and that makes it easier to sit and count
The tiny little gray worms' amount
And that's all fine until they begin to surround you
And all that you do
The tiny little gray worms
The worms are coming, this is our attack
It's time to get our bags and pack
For the worm apocalypse
We can hide in a used car dealership
The worm gods rest upon the mist
That worm over there is taking a whiz
I'm eating peas, I feel the breeze
Less worms more peace
I feel the warmth, I see the death
The worms will witness mankind's last breath
The worms are now our biggest threat
And I see that your skull has bled
The worms' sharp teeth bit through your head
And the fog is beginning to spread
I look at the ground I see the splatters of red
The worms have got me dead
Don't listen to what I sayeth
Ignore what I have now stated
Or else the worms will come for you
Am I even being true
The worms, the worms, the tiny little gray worms
(The worms, the worms, the tiny little gray worms)
The worms, the worms, the tiny little gray worms
(The worms, the worms, the tiny little gray worms)
The worms, the worms, the tiny little gray worms
(The worms, the worms, the tiny little gray worms)
The worms, the worms, the tiny little gray worms
(The worms, the worms, the tiny little gray worms)
Woah, yeah
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Did you hear that joke about a roof
It probably went over your head
What tour cost only 55 cents
Nickelback with 50 cent
This song is so very funny
This song is so very funny
What shoes do kidnappers wear
They wear white vans
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall
Dam
This song is so very funny
This song is so very funny
This song is so very funny
This song is so very funny
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8. |
Too Many Tostitos
03:00
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I ate Too Many Tostitos
And I still like them better than Doritos
I just don't get cheesy chips except for Cheetos
And on top of that I ate too many burritos
I ate too many Tostitos
For just one man
I ate too many Tostitos
You wouldn't understand
I ate too many Tostitos
He ate like half the bag
Too many Tostitos
I really like Tostitos
But eating all those Tostitos was goofy
I ate way too many chips during that movie
And it's building up in my stomach with sorrow and worry, worry
I ate too many Tostitos
For just one man
I ate too many Tostitos
You wouldn't understand
I ate too many Tostitos
He ate like half the bag
Too many Tostitos, Tostitos, ah
I ate too many Tostitos
For just one man
I ate too many Tostitos
You wouldn't understand
I ate too many Tostitos
He ate like half the bag
Too many Tostitos
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9. |
Crisp 'n' Bake
03:47
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It's an awesome toaster oven with air fry capability
It's awesome for building awesome stuff as you can clearly see
It's an awesome toaster oven and I dearly love it so much
It can broil, toast, air fry, it's a toaster oven if I've ever seen one
Let's go
Crisp 'n' Bake
Crisp 'n' Bake
Crisp 'n' Bake
With so much drama bout the C.n.B. it's kinda hard being Georgie-porgie-worgie
But I somehow someway, keep reppin this awesome toaster oven like every single day
Foods (it can bake 'em)
Fries (it can fry 'em)
Cheeses (it can broil 'em)
And a bunch of other stuff that's really really cool
Crisp 'n' Bake
Crisp 'n' Bake
Crisp 'n' Bake
Crisp 'n' Bake
Ah
Crisp 'n' Bake
Crisp 'n' Bake
Crisp 'n' Bake
Crisp 'n' Bake
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10. |
Surfin' Bird
07:29
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Lackadaisical Lemon Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Time to knock some socks off with the fab 4, Lackadaisical Lemon.
George Callahan
(13) - Vocals and guitar
Pierce Poniatowski (15) - Bass and vocals
Nate Tarkett (15) - Drums and vocals
... more
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